We follow a lot of celebs on Instagram and Twitter because everyone knows that purposely inducing body issues makes us work out just a little harder at the gym and will encourage us to spend more money on makeup to look more beautiful. Kidding! Okay, not really. Nevertheless, we can read between the lines of celebrity Instagram and Twitter pics to see what they’re really trying to say. Here are the best celebrity pics and posts from the last week, and what they really mean…
What she posted: [blank] What she meant: I’m not just beautiful. I am well-read, and cultured, and have bangs, and like Patti Smith and… stuff. THESE GLASSES ARE TOTALLY PRESCRIPTION, I SWEAR.
What she posted: *
What she meant: FYI, I’m an adult now guys. I swear.
What she posted: I’ve got my eye on you
What she meant: Bed selfie? Bed selfie.
What she posted: [blank] What she meant: This, kids, is what happens when you brush your teeth with a bottle of Jack.
What she posted: This is my “BREAKING BAD IS ON TONIGHT, AND I STILL HAVE 3 EPISODES LEFT BEFORE I CAN WATCH IT” face
What she meant: … what she said.