When the man with the biggest ego and the woman with the biggest butt do the horizontal tango, the result is inevitably a kid that’s going straight to the top … and a little to the left.
Last night on Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Kim revealed that she’s with-child for the second time. We at Vv magazine would like to congratulate the world’s most talked-about couple. But, as big fans of both pop culture and alliteration, we couldn’t resist offering our favourite names for North West’s sibling-to-be.
Kompass
The Kardashianified compass, this name flows right off the tongue. Little Kompass Kardashian could always be there to guide his or her older sister down the right course in life.
South
The Internet’s pretty into this one. It just seems like a natural progression. Plus, that kid would probably get free flights for life. Or maybe a lawsuit. But would Kimye go with two directions? And two without a K, no less? We’re betting against it.
Wild Wild
How sad is it that baby North missed out on a middle name? With Wild Wild, not only do you get triple alliteration (and triple the fun), the Good the Bad and the Ugly would basically be your own personal theme song. Wild Wild West, there isn’t enough room on the Internet for the both of us.
Beyoncé
Because really, what would piss her off more. You know the Wests would be the ones to do it.
Keezus
It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s Yeezus! No, wait. It’s Keezus: saving the day from so-yesterday sneakers.
Key
Is there anything more satisfying than being named after an island? This will unavoidably spiral into another Kardashian spin off: Key West in Key West. Unfortunately in season 2, Kanye will get mega jealous and wants to make it his own country, demanding everyone pay 5 million dollars to enter Key West – or as he calls it – Kanyeland. This leads to the shows cancellation.
King
What better way to ensure your kid’s on top? The Kardashians are already self-proclaimed social media royalty so this could be the perfect solution to make sure no one forgets that. Bonus points if it’s a girl.
Kind-hearted
To ensure that no one can ever ask their child, “How could you be so heartless?”
Kinaesthetic
Because Kanye thinks it sounds cool and Kim doesn’t know what it means.
Kiss
The Wests are a romantic folk, so Kiss just seems like the respectable K-approved choice to ensure this family gets all the love they desire and deserve.
Bruce
After all the support Kimye offered to Bruce, it wouldn’t be surprising if they named their child after him, even if it is a girl. Bruce could be the trendy new Jordan or Taylor.
Ashley
Just to throw us for a loop.
What do you think Kimye should name their newest addition? Comment below or tweet us at @ViewtheVibe.
