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5 Clever Ways to Come Clean in a Drug Test

  • March 26, 2020
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If you’re a recreational pot smoker with a job or pending legal situation that requires you to submit random urine screenings, drug tests can be a real drag.

If you’re caught out with a failed drug test, the repercussions can be huge, causing serious disruptions in your life.

I think we can agree that nobody should lose their job, go to jail, or get in trouble for enjoying a zoot. To prevent this injustice without giving up dope, many people over the years have come up with creative ways to trick drug screenings.

If you’re seeking a way to beat a drug test, we’re here to help with five clever methods to come clean in a drug test. You’re welcome.

1. Detoxify the Body

If you’ve been smoking pot, you can use the right products to detoxify the body ready for a drug test.

If you aren’t clean, using appropriate products is an effective way to pass a urine drug test if you don’t have the time to spend waiting for your body to cleanse on its own.

There are lots of detox products on the market designed for this use, but they aren’t all created equally. Have a google search and make sure you pick a solution that’s legal to own and use and cannot be detected in a drug test.

2. Substitute the Urine Sample

If you can substitute the urine sample with synthetic urine or someone else’s pee, then beating a drug test is easy. You’ll be left with a clean sample that’s 100% free from any THC metabolites.

This method requires extra devices, such as hand warmers to ensure that the sample temperature is normal.

It’s important to know that this method isn’t legal and is often used by people who have no other options. While this process is very effective when handled properly, as you can imagine, this method can have logistical issues.

If you’re forced to offer a sample while being observed, then you’re not going to have much luck at all.

3. Practice Flushing

Flushing is when you flush marijuana metabolites out of your bladder before a drug test.

This is one of the most successful ways to beat a drug test and it involves using large amounts of water and diuretics to encourage your body to urinate frequently. This leads you to flush the THC metabolites from the bladder and the concentration of THC metabolites lessens temporarily.

To ensure that your urine isn’t completely clear, you’ll need to consume vitamins and electrolytes to retain the usual urine-like color. This also helps to keep the creatinine levels and specific gravity within the usual range.

This method is best for those who don’t want to avoid smoking for a long time and don’t have much time before an upcoming drug test.

4. Use a Whizzinator

If you’re looking for the best product to pass a drug test, then look no further than the Whizzinator.

What on earth is a Whizzinator, you may be wondering? Putting it simply, the Whizzinator is a false penis made from rubbery plastic. It comes with an attached reservoir to hold a clean or synthetic urine sample.

Both compartments of the Whizzinator are attached to an elastic belt which is worn underneath the clothing. While offering the sample from the Whizzinator, the wearer pulls out the device from their underwear and they quietly open a valve to release the liquid. This then flows out from the Whizzinator, straight into the sample cup.

And don’t worry, the sample remains at an appropriate temperature. The gadget comes with heating packs that warm the formula while it remains in the reservoir bag. And for extra realism, you can choose from five different skin colors – white, tan, Latino, brown, and black.

If you can use the device without being detected and can leave a sample of synthetic or clean urine at the right temperature, the Whizzinator is a great way to come clean in a drug test. But remember, if you’re caught, slip-ups can be devastating.

If you’re planning to use the Whizzinator, it’s a good idea to have some practice whipping it out of your pants and slipping it back in before showing up for a drug test.

At this point, you may be wondering where you can purchase such a device. Don’t worry – we’re not going to miss that out. Buy a Whizzinator here.

5. Wait Until Your Body Clears the Drugs Naturally

The best way to beat a drug test? Wait until your body clears them out. Within time, all drugs will naturally clear out of your urine.

Depending on the drug consumed, the timeframe to pass a urine test can range from a few days to a few weeks. Your drug usage level and other personal factors will also come in to play.

If you’ve smoked weed, you may be able to get away with puffing a week before your drug test, but we’d recommend leaving it for a couple of weeks if you can.

For the best results and to help clear your body thoroughly, follow a healthy diet and exercise regularly for several weeks at least. You can also seek some additional supplements to help you detox.

If you have the time and patience, this method will work 100% of the time. Plus, it’s completely legal too!

Dare to Beat a Drug Test

Follow one of these five clever methods if you’re hoping to beat a drug test. But remember, attempting to pass a drug test through illegal means can get you in a lot of trouble if you’re caught.

If the test was planned by law enforcement, a court, or a governmental agency, the stakes could be even higher. Think wisely and stay safe.

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