Boys, boys, boys. You spend your hard-earned cheddah on coiffing those ‘dos, updating your threads, taking the ladies out on the town – pretty much everything and anything one would deem a non-necessity. But when it comes to your Johnson, how much pampering do you bestow upon your man-meat (other than a couple quick daily rub-n-tugs with your Vaseline lotion of choice)? Not enough, especially considering 85 percent of your thought processes are signals traveling through your neural system from your grand banana.
Well we’re here to help. Not only does your li’l pride and joy require routine manscaping, moisturizing, and emotional pep talks (we’ve all had too much to drink, as well), but you need to cart it around in an undergarment worthy of its biological importance. Ditch the Diesels (sure they look good, but cotton ain’t all it’s cracked up to be for your ass crack these days) and graduate to the new crop of performance underwear for men, guaranteed to massage your mini-me’s ego so that his appearance doesn’t hinder yours…
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