We follow a lot of celebs on Instagram because everyone knows that purposely inducing body issues makes us work out just a little harder at the gym and will encourage us to spend more money on makeup to look more beautiful. Kidding! Okay, not really. Nevertheless, we can read between the lines of celebrity Instagram pics to see what they’re really trying to say. Here’s the best celebrity Instagram pics and posts from the last week, and what they really mean.
What She Posted & Said: Impossibly beautiful Miranda Kerr snapped a photo of herself spending some quality “me” time in a face mask with a message that read: “Afternoon face mask by KORA Organics.”
What She Actually Meant: Sure, I model bras and panties for a living, but KORA is my bread and butter, homies. Buy my face mask… unless you’re not supermodel enough.
What She Posted & Said: Leo’s former belle Bar Refaeli took a selfie at the gym of her perfect abs alongside her trainer with the words: “My trainer thinks he has better and [sic] than I do.. Do u agree !?”
What She Actually Meant: Hi Leo! How’s life? I’m great!
What She Posted & Said: Emma Roberts posted this photo of herself getting some beauty sleep along with the line: “Having a hard time getting up today.”
What She Actually Meant: Yeah, I look this good in the morning. So good that there’s obviously some hot guy in my room taking this photo of me pretending to have a hard time getting up… but I assure you I’m the only person in this room having a hard time “getting up” right now.
What She Posted & Said: Jessica Alba posted this retro swimwear pic from the set of her upcoming film, Dear Eleanor, along with the words: “my little lovelies on #deareleanor @deareleanorfilm @lianaliberato @isabellefur”
What She Actually Meant: What, like having two kids and looking this good is hard?
What She Posted & Said: Hilary Duff flashed a peace sign with a sexy shade of pink nail polish, but she was actually all about her brows. The pop star tweeted “good brow day” along with this photo.
What She Actually Meant: Good pout day.