We follow a lot of celebs on Instagram because everyone knows that purposely inducing body issues makes us work out just a little harder at the gym and will encourage us to spend more money on makeup to look more beautiful. Kidding! Okay, not really. Nevertheless, we can read between the lines of celebrity Instagram pics to see what they’re really trying to say. Here’s the best celebrity Instagram pics and posts from the last week, and what they really mean.
What She Posted: Practicing yoga with my little partner before going to work. Enjoy your day!
What She Actually Meant: Enjoy your day… that is, if you’re even up yet. Women are always complaining about how babies complicate their lives, but I’m only all the more zen for it. What’s the big deal?
What She Posted: My #RiRiHeartMac #SUMMERCOLLECTION is finally here just as we promised!!! Go to www.MacCosmetics.com and join the online queue now before its too late!! #MACgirl #RiRiheartMAC #nobasics
What She Actually Meant: Nicki Minaj who?
What She Posted: Go to @voguemagazine’s Facebook page for the full cover! #KatyPerryJulyVogue #MyFirstInstagram
What She Actually Meant: I’m new to Instagram, and as much as I’m enjoying all these photos of what people had for dinner last night and mirror selfies, my inaugural pic is just a little sneak peek at my latest Vogue cover. NBD.
What She Posted: Just took an hour nap and woke up with THE BEST nails!!!! Hahaha
What She Meant: I can paint my nails in my sleep… because I’m a pop star, and I can pay people to do these things for me.
What She Posted: [totally blank] What she meant: I am not pregnant.