We follow a lot of celebs on Instagram and Twitter because everyone knows that purposely inducing body issues makes us work out just a little harder at the gym and will encourage us to spend more money on makeup to look more beautiful. Kidding! Okay, not really. Nevertheless, we can read between the lines of celebrity Instagram and Twitter pics to see what they’re really trying to say. Here’s the best celebrity pics and posts from the last week, and what they really mean…
What she posted: Auditioning for “Highschool Musical 5: Turks and Caicos Beach Edition”. Haha @juliannehough @RiawnaCapri @gansevoortTC #gansevoort
What she meant: Ryan Seacrest and Ian Somerhalder? We (and our bikini bodies) have never heard of them.
What she posted: Facedown in my trailer #sleepytuesday #onedownfourtogo
What she meant: Move over, Mad Men. This is how we rock the ’60s on HBO.
What she posted: Let your heart be your guide.
What she meant: Let your naturally flawless face be your breadwinner.
What she posted: I’m on that red white & blue tip! #freedom
What she meant: I’m so over everything British.
What she posted: In my latest column for #PCMag I discuss my experience with #GoogleGlass and my problems with most current forms of “wearable tech”. See my blog and PCMag for more.
What she meant: …and obviously the problem is that they hide your money-makin’ face.