We follow a lot of celebs on Instagram and Twitter because everyone knows that purposely inducing body issues makes us work out just a little harder at the gym and will encourage us to spend more money on makeup to look more beautiful. Kidding! Okay, not really. Nevertheless, we can read between the lines of celebrity Instagram and Twitter pics to see what they’re really trying to say. Here are the best celebrity pics and posts from the last week, and what they really mean…
What she posted: My dad got his nails done too! Look how cool they look!
What she actually meant: What, you’re family’s not this rock n’ roll?
What she posted: Reading time….
What she actually meant: Just because I don’t eat it doesn’t mean I don’t obsess over it all the time.
What she posted: peace
What she actually meant: Exclusive retreat.
What she posted: Being silly with Willow Mae! Can’t believe she’s my height and only 12 yrs old!
What she actually meant: Can’t believe I’m her size at 25 years old!
What she posted: Of course @traceycunningham1 @traceycolorist the BEST colorist. Her work speaks for itself AND u get pink chocolate covered marshmallows!
What she actually meant: I’m throwing this sh*t in the garbage right after I take this photo.