We follow a lot of celebs on Instagram and Twitter because everyone knows that purposely inducing body issues makes us work out just a little harder at the gym and will encourage us to spend more money on makeup to look more beautiful. Kidding! Okay, not really. Nevertheless, we can read between the lines of celebrity Instagram and Twitter pics to see what they’re really trying to say. Here are the best celebrity pics and posts from the last week, and what they really mean…
What she posted: Yoga gone bad, lol! #HAWAII
What she meant: Isn’t this your definition of bad too? Paradise is simply awful.
What she posted: Blow dryer wind thanks to @clydehairgod ! Makeup by the fabulous @missjobaker !
What she meant: Oh wait, was I supposed to say I woke up looking like this? Oops.
What she posted: The heat is on @id_magazine
What she meant: The Karl Lagerfeld Guide to Surviving Heat Wave 2013.
What she posted: Testing a different croughnut from Kettle Glazed Doughnuts , LA!!!!!! YUMMY
What she meant: LOL, as if I actually ate it. Cats don’t eat croughnuts, d’uh.
What she posted: Channeling my inner Jimi Hendrix slash old hxc days