We follow a lot of celebs on Instagram and Twitter because everyone knows that purposely inducing body issues makes us work out just a little harder at the gym and will encourage us to spend more money on makeup to look more beautiful. Kidding! Okay, not really. Nevertheless, we can read between the lines of celebrity Instagram and Twitter pics to see what they’re really trying to say. Here are the best celebrity pics and posts from the last week, and what they really mean…
What she posted: satellite tour! @cnaselli for m’locks & @kateydenno for m’face. @openingceremony crystal sweater dress and @jenmeyerjewelry gem-glam
What she meant: Should I name drop my trainer, too? I mean, check me out! Hello, Season 2 and guest star James Franco!
What she posted: Mugshot! Make sure to tune in to the Late Late Show tonight!!
What she meant: More like cover shoot. I rock the late show circuit like Gisele rocks fashion week.
What she posted: [blank] What she meant: “It” girls can come and go; Kate Moss is forever.
What she posted: The evolution of my relationship with this chick: a short story. 1. Who is this chick with the massive hat? 2. Hey, her hat is smaller this time, she’s alright. 3. AGAIN?/Secret BFFs/We’re SOOO close now. The End. (I’m told she “sings songs” or something xoxo) @palomafaith 😉 #londonfashionweek
What she meant: The Oscar nomination didn’t seem to work, nor did my friendship with George Clooney… so can you please ask me about my secret BFF with the crazy hats and for the love of God stop asking me about Twilight?
What she posted: I mean… @iamnaomicampbell twice in one week, I’m in heaven. #regram from @derekblasberg
What she meant: …that’s twice in one week because I rock the fashion weeks now. Audience, please take your seats. I’m about to open the show.