We follow a lot of celebs on Instagram and Twitter because everyone knows that purposely inducing body issues makes us work out just a little harder at the gym and will encourage us to spend more money on makeup to look more beautiful. Kidding! Okay, not really. Nevertheless, we can read between the lines of celebrity Instagram and Twitter pics to see what they’re really trying to say. Here’s the best celebrity pics and posts from the last week, and what they really mean.
Olivia Palermo
What she said: Love my beautiful earrings Johannes gave me. Off to the #Valentino dinner @ Chateau Wideville #dior #lulufrost
What she meant: Off to the place you’re totally not invited to.
Selena Gomez
What she said: Who run the world
What she meant: Justin who?
Alessandra Ambrosio
What she said: #sunday#morning#yoga#healthy#lifestyle#feelinggood
What she meant: #sunday#morning#moreproductivethanyou
Carly Rae Jepsen
What she said: Loved meeting everyone today! @CanadaDayCap
What she meant: Does it get any more patriotic than red hair for Canada Day?
Olivia Wilde
What she said: My character doesn’t realize it’s 105 degrees on set and chose this blanket to swaddle herself in.
What she meant: Wait, you don’t look like this without your makeup on in 105 degree weather?
