We follow a lot of celebs on Instagram and Twitter because everyone knows that purposely inducing body issues makes us work out just a little harder at the gym and will encourage us to spend more money on makeup to look more beautiful. Kidding! Okay, not really. Nevertheless, we can read between the lines of celebrity Instagram and Twitter pics to see what they’re really trying to say. Here are the best celebrity pics and posts from the last week, and what they really mean…
What she posted: Day 2 cardio only. Tomorrow I have to do some weights. What’s your favorite workout?
What she meant: 673 calories = a Big Mac, give or take.
What she posted: Pensive. Very pensive mornings.
What she meant: Strategic selfie alert!
What she posted: Thank you Linda Hay for a great blue eye.
What she meant: Thank you, Mom, for supermodel eyes.
What she posted: [blank] What she meant: 9021… whatever. Next chapter of life begins with this tattoo.
What she posted: Loving my new manicure done by @stephstonenails called, “oil spill”
What she meant: Spokesperson available. Call me!