It’s interesting to hear about a potential pork shortage (which might lead to bacon becoming not just highly coveted but also a rarity in its own right) considering how piggish men out there are. Don’t believe us? If the fine gents of the world weren’t such porcine personalities, then G.Spirits would never have been able to go into production. Let us explain…
Want the breast tasting liquor around (pun most definitely intended)? Then G.Spirits will gladly take your credit card info and ship you a bottle of booze that’s been sanitarily (or so we’ve heard) cascaded down a sexy chick’s fine knockers. Seriously… watch this NSFW video to see the scientific process in action.
Concentrated eroticism is G.Spirits’ game, and what better way to feel the burn (in a more anatomical way) than by sipping on nipple-tinged booze from your Baccarat tumblers?
All gimmicks aside, we’re still trying to figure out what new breed of Douchebag Twonk would actually order a bottle of whisky (for 129 Euros) that’s been poured over the sensual lady lumps of Alexa, or a vessel of vodka bearing the signature flavour of Evelyn’s areola? Likely the kind of guy who’d message ladies on Tinder asking if he can sniff out their truffles…
For now, simply join us in cheersing to the entrepreneurial ingenuity of G.Spirits’ founders. While we’d never order a bottle bearing the boob sweat from the lovely Amina, for any of you who would we encourage you to make it a double… D.
A penny for your thoughts? Would you drink this so-not-G-rated booze? Let us know in the comments below or tweet us @ViewTheVibe.
