Remember when Britney used to sing about puppy love (a la “Don’t Let Me Be the Last to Know”) and bubbly soft drinks (think “Soda Pop”)? She was so sweet and saccharine, the perfect pop princess for the ’90s and beyond…
Now she’s telling us to “Work Bitch,” as proffered by her new single which dropped last week. As a business woman, we have to give props to Ms. Brit because bitch does her work! As a lyricist, we’re more inclined to compare her level of prose to that of Sharon, Lois and Bram. (Albeit a dirty version.) However, at least the child sing-a-long trio knew how to carry a melody.
As did Britney, back when she was vapidly analyzing her life through song as opposed to auto-syncing militantly in the key of E. (Make the connection yourself.) Ah, Monday memories…
