Summer is all about sexy-hookups, summer flings, and basking in the playfulness this time of year tends to bring. The sun is shining, the weather is sweet, and chances are you’d like to move more than your dancing feet.
So when the mood strikes, it’s no wonder you want to be spontaneous and engage in some outdoor loving. Short of getting arrested, here are some of the best places to have sex outdoors, while getting away scot-free.
In A Tent
Camping for the weekend? Your tent is the perfect place to get down and dirty – mind the pun. Whether day or night, zip up the tent and get ready for some rough riding.
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On A Boat
For those of you lucky to land a partner with a country house, or up in Muskoka, chances are they have a personal boat (and boating license) at their disposal. Motor the boat out to the middle of the lake, day or night, and have a wave-worthy session on the boat. Just slick your bottoms to the side to avoid full-frontal nudity in the rare case that another boat passes by. If the boat is large enough, there’s likely a room downstairs where you can ride the waves, so to say.
Your Balcony/Roof
Many of you Toronto yuppies tend to be condo renters and owners alike. Place a sheet over the railing of your balcony to cover the glass window, put some blankets, towels or even an air mattress out, and get it on in this risqué setting. You’re on your own property, so you’re all good. Tip: If you don’t have a building across from you, we suggest doing it over the balcony ledge. No one can see you but you have a view of the city making the whole thing feel as carnal and taboo as ever.
The Lake/Beach
Up at a cottage or a resort? Find a spot in the lake far enough out from the venue, and wrap your legs around him, straddling his member. With the motion of the ocean, people won’t be able to tell what you’re actually doing and if they see you, it can come off as though you’re just in a loving embrace.
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Side Of A Church
Want to be adventurous but worried about getting busted? Why not head to a local church? Head to the side where there’s likely an alley way and lean against the church for an experience that will make you need to confess your sins come morn.
Drive-In
There is something sweet and old-school-romantic about having sex in a car, let alone at a drive-in. Pre-prep by wearing a dress or skirt for easy access and enjoy your private time underneath blankets. Tip: This fares much better for those who have tinted windows. You’ve been warned.
In A Park
After 10pm, lights go off at all citywide parks. This makes it a great time for you and your bed-buddy to get it on without an audience. Whether on a picnic table, or straddling each other on the swing, this is the perfect location for you playful-types.
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Do you dare to have sex outdoors? Let us know in the comments below or tweet us @ViewTheVibe.