In honour of the TTC’s epic dick pic from Downsview Station, Vv Magazine editors created these 5 original TTC penis map jokes to share at your watercooler…
If last year was all about the nude booty and the belfie, it’s no surprise that 2015 kicked off with the guys dropping their drawers in the name of full frontals. Designer Rick Owens gave exposed penises a memorable high fashion moment at Paris Fashion Week, but it’s fairly obvious why “runway to real way” isn’t going to make bare gentlemanly genitalia a total style DO in 2015. The TTC’s twist on the “free willy” trend seemed too good to be true (read: too edgy to be Canadian). When the new phallic-inspired maps of Downsview Station that showed off its impressive main corridor girth, and helmut-like tip went viral this week, the TTC immediately removed their dick pics. Penile underground cartography was fun while it lasted, right? Or is that what she said? In any case, in honour of Downsview Station’s full frontal floorplan scandal, Vv Magazine editors created these 5 original TTC penis map jokes for you to whip out at the watercooler to keep the joke alive…
Top 5 TTC Penis Map Jokes:
- This is embarrassing but, without those penis maps, I find it much more challenging to get off.
- Word is Downsview goes both ways—doesn’t even have a preference.
- Transit funding has definitely been cut.
- The TTC really dropped the balls on this one.
- Well, this gives new meaning to manspreading!
Think you can manage to outdo our top 5 original TTC penis map jokes? We’d love to hear ‘em. Let us know in the comments below or tweet us at @ViewTheVibe.