If you and your lover would rather stand in line for the iWhatever than go on a romantic gondola ride in Venice, look no further than these Valentine’s Day date ideas for techies….

So you’re the couple everyone goes to for tech help. You’re also the couple that takes a day off work to watch the announcement of a new Apple product — you probably even host a party for it. If you and your partner’s lives revolve around the tech world and you are not ashamed to admit it, these Valentine’s Day date ideas will be right up your alley.

Cook A Romantic Meal Together
Swap your traditional paper cookbooks for something a little more tech-geek-appropriate like the Samsung Gear S — a smart watch that can help you and your partner cook together, along with a whole bunch of other super cool functions. The market’s newest smartwatch will feed you live instructions as you cook your delicious meal. Don’t be surprised if things start to heat up in the kitchen (and we’re not talking about your curry), cooking is the perfect way to work up on appetite — a little pre-dessert treat, if you will.

Introduce A Little Online Porn To The Boudoir
Take advantage of Valentine’s Day to introduce something new into the bedroom and your relationship. If you’ve fantasized about watching porn with your significant other, it’s time to hit the World Wide Web for some erotic inspiration. Chances are Sophie Delancey’s award-winning (and very NSFW) website TheArtOfBlowJob.com is exactly what you’re looking for. Get tips on how to create your own “home films” or watch a few curated videos to up the sex-factor. If you are thinking of creating an intimate film or photo-series of your own, go all out by wearing one of these sultry lingerie pieces. As Ron Jeremy once said, “Go big or go home!”

DJ Bootcamp
For the music geeks out there, take you and your budding Samantha Ronson/Calvin Harris to DJ Bootcamp where you can spin some of your favourite tracks together and fine tune your ‘scratching’ skills!

HotelTonight
If you hate booking hotels online, it’s time you and your Valentine’s date downloaded the HotelTonight app. The app makes booking a hotel digitally, as seamless as possible, leaving you with more time to pack up all your favourite bedroom outfits and gadgets before your trip. Three taps, a swipe, and 10 seconds is all it takes for you to secure your Valentine’s Day reservation at one of HotelTonight’s curated locales. Oh, and if morning *ahem* cuddling is your thing, you can thank “guaranteed late check out” for some extra snuggle (and then some) time!

What will you and your techie lover be doing this Valentine’s Day? Let Vv Magazine know in the comments below or tweet us @ViewTheVibe.