Let’s face it, men are under a lot of pressure to perform in the bedroom (especially after a drink, or two, or six). Since it’s the 21st century and we should all be having safer sex, here are five nifty condoms that will help make you a boudoir superstar.
At $68, this Louis Vuitton inspired design is the world’s most expensive condom. Designed by a Georgian architect not affiliated with LMVH, they let him use their iconic LV logo on the rubbers’ wrappers in benefit of amfAr at World AIDS Day 2012.
If you have left the house in the past six months, chances are you have heard Daft Punk’s “Get Lucky” playing anywhere people are getting white-girl-wasted. In case you haven’t heard it enough yet, Daft Punk and Durex have joined forces to make the “Get Lucky” condom. Doubtlessly sold at an Urban Outfitters near you.
Unless you are a human tripod, the Condometric is probably not the condom you would want to use on your first date. The precise prophylactic lets a gent know the length of his privy part with centimetre marks from the tip down its side. Too much information?
If you love the taste of bacon but can’t swallow the calories of the real thing, J&D’s has launched a bacon-themed condom that makes your man’s meat look and taste like… meat. Hungry?
If you happen to be a particularly bright shade of narcissistic, there is a condom company in America who you can send your picture to and they will put it on your condom wrappers. Talk about loving yourself.